April 12, 2007

Global Warming broke this April....

Well, curse you Global Warming.  I guess the whole climate change monster forgot to get crackin this april. We've experienced the coldest April on record, and yet the MSM (mainstream media) has yet to annouce this phenomenon. They'll crank out the Al Gore comments and "documentary" if the temperature raises to 80º when it's supposed to be 78º, but don't let a little snow fool ya....I bet it's going to be hotter this summer than it was ALL YEAR LONG.

If you didn't catch the satire there then you, my friend, are hopeless.

Moving on! The story claims that the damage done to all of the crops in question is nearing "hurricane damage". Now, thats alot of food being killed off by lowering tempuratures and frost. I've experienced this frost menace myself lately as well. I have two butterfly bushes in my planters out front, but now they look dead and useless. If Global Warming had been keeping track of the schedule that the IPCC set for it then im sure my plants wouldn't have died, but you know weather.....it blows all over the place.

The article also states that many farmers are going to be asking for federal aide.

Yay.

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